I don’t get truly bothered, but if there are a few that make me cock my eyebrows, they would be the already-mentioned
“You have too much time on your hands” (everyone of all ages has both too much and too little time on our hands; I play yoyo, you probably watch more TV than I do…)
and
“That’s a cheater yoyo. Of course it’s easy to do all that string nonsense. A REAL yoyo is shaped the opposite way!” (I usually offer them my yoyo and say, It IS pretty easy, to be frank. I can get you started in about 5 minutes if you feel like learning)
“How long have you been doing this” I don’t mind it if they ask this
“You must have no life” Yup, whatever makes you feel good about yourself
“Oh please, I could do all that” Do it then.
Them: Can I try your yoyo? Me: it’s unresponsive you won’t be able to do it. them: I think I can yoyo a freakin yoyo give it. Me: fine. Them: throws it hard against ground an dents it then complains it is broken cuz it wont come up
Old person back in my day kids cut down trees and worked all day and now a days u play with a gay ass yoyos
When people ask me to walk the dog and I explain why I won’t (it will scratch it) and then they start chanting “walk the dog! Walk the dog!” Or “he can’t even walk the dog”
This doesn’t really bug me that much it’s just kind of funny, but when people ask stuff like “is that a yoyo?”
This doesn’t really have to do with yoyos but one time I decided to take my corn snake to the mall with me and I kept hearing people say “is that a snake?” In my head I reply “no it’s a hamster.”