Yeah sure never broken a bone and probably never will.
Legyoyo
November 12, 2012, 9:46pm
43
I broke my wrist and hated the cast though it got me a bunch of free attention
Don’t be so sure. i didn’t think I was going to break my wrist…
Logi
November 12, 2012, 10:17pm
45
I feel so dumb cause I lost the game…
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. it’s been a week!!!
Shadowz143:
StrippedAxle:
I think I might have a pretty good one.
So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months.
Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all.
Ahem
My dad was in jeep. It rolled over,
He fractured his elbow in 17 places…
My cousin had part of his finger torn off because of a lawn mower.
my sister broke her jaw from falling off her bike…
I have a crazy family. ;D
I know the kind. ;D
My dad was once in a really bad car crash with some major injuries (I’ll spare you the details), and when he got out of his car to check on the other guy, he said “… Look what you did to my car…”
My dad fell on his chest off the top of a refrigerator.
My dad was playing Tarzan with wires, and he was electrocuted.
My dad was almost killed when he was a baby by a dog, but then my grandma hit it with a croquet mallet.
My dad fell near a sinkhole where someone had dropped a glass mayonnaise jar, that he ended up falling on.
(Now one not about my dad) My brother and I were on a sled. Suddenly, we turned in front of a parked car. My brother had his eyes closed, so he didn’t see it. He didn’t hear me yelling to get off, and when I tried to pull him off when I bailed, I lost my grip on him. When he realized I left, he lifted up his head to see where I went, and hit his head on the car.
If you want any details on any, just ask.
BanjoSpins:
StrippedAxle:
Well, I was barely 2, and I was bored out of my mind. I picked up a metal edged ruler and went under a table with it. I played with it for awhile (doing what I don’t know), and then I must have crawled on top of it or fell on it or something. It pierced in to the side of my right knee, leaving a scar there that I still have today. Actually, I still have that same ruler in my house, and I do use it when I need one.
StrippedAxle:
I think I might have a pretty good one.
So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months.
Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all.
Stripped Axle
I found this hilarious.
And true.
Wow your dad gets in a lot of injuries.
My dad comes home all the time with new injuries.
He’s a machinist.
Wait…
Let’s get back on topic.
When have I ever been intelligent?
Legyoyo
November 13, 2012, 2:39am
53
R—I—G—H—T— —N—O—W—!—!—!—!—!—!—!—!—!—!—!—!—!
I agree that we should be on topic, but I forgot one.
My dad was chasing after a baseball and jumped to get a ball going over the fence, and his finger got caught, leaving him suspended in the air, only held by his finger (which is now permanently bent in a different position).
ANYWAYS.
I often feel unintelligent. I’m generally a clumsy person, but for some reason, I always seem to fall or have some kind of act of clumsiness in my gifted and talented class, making me feel like an idiot.
StrippedAxle:
Shadowz143:
StrippedAxle:
I think I might have a pretty good one.
So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months.
Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all.
Ahem
My dad was in jeep. It rolled over,
He fractured his elbow in 17 places…
My cousin had part of his finger torn off because of a lawn mower.
my sister broke her jaw from falling off her bike…
I have a crazy family. ;D
I know the kind. ;D
My dad was once in a really bad car crash with some major injuries (I’ll spare you the details), and when he got out of his car to check on the other guy, he said “… Look what you did to my car…”
My dad fell on his chest off the top of a refrigerator.
My dad was playing Tarzan with wires, and he was electrocuted.
My dad was almost killed when he was a baby by a dog, but then my grandma hit it with a croquet mallet.
My dad fell near a sinkhole where someone had dropped a glass mayonnaise jar, that he ended up falling on.
(Now one not about my dad) My brother and I were on a sled. Suddenly, we turned in front of a parked car. My brother had his eyes closed, so he didn’t see it. He didn’t hear me yelling to get off, and when I tried to pull him off when I bailed, I lost my grip on him. When he realized I left, he lifted up his head to see where I went, and hit his head on the car.
If you want any details on any, just ask.
BanjoSpins:
StrippedAxle:
Well, I was barely 2, and I was bored out of my mind. I picked up a metal edged ruler and went under a table with it. I played with it for awhile (doing what I don’t know), and then I must have crawled on top of it or fell on it or something. It pierced in to the side of my right knee, leaving a scar there that I still have today. Actually, I still have that same ruler in my house, and I do use it when I need one.
StrippedAxle:
I think I might have a pretty good one.
So I was maybe 5 years old, and became bored while at a meeting with my parents. Being that there was nothing to play with, I resorted to trying to fit through the hole in the back of a folding chair. I was in the hole, and suddenly, it collapsed on me, slamming my head into the ground. I blacked out for a minute or two, and when I got up, I had amnesia for another minute or so. I suddenly burst into tears, and was rushed to the hospital. My two front teeth had come out of their sockets and turned into my mouth, and my mom had to push them back in in hopes of being able to save them. In the end, I got some pretty bad rug burn on my face, and those two front teeth turned gray for a few months.
Now if we want to talk about pain stories of people we know, then my dad would probably top all.
Stripped Axle
I found this hilarious.
And true.
Wow your insurance must cost a lot.
