Ok, a post by TheGrelots got me thinking. He asked what yoyo would you use to defend yourself against a zombie apoclase (If you have time, go answer that cause I did kinda steal this post idea from him, thank you!)
Bam. Zombies are on the planet. You don’t have time to react, but you being the thoughtful and smart person that you are (and good looking) you grab your survival bag, or bug out bag, or whatever, and ONE yoyo.
Now, what this one yoyo is, you have to judge on a few factors:
One: durability. You are gonna be fighting zombies, other survivers, bambi’s dad and countless other creatures on your journey. You yoyo’s got to stand up to the test.
Two: smooth, quietness. Dude, zombies. They go after everything that makes a noise, and sometimes even stuff that doesn’t. If your yoyo is screaming and shouting while you play with it, what’s the use in that?
Three: string. Whose eating who, the zombies eating you, or your yoyo eating the string. You’re only gonna beable to take, I’ll say, five replacement strings with you. For you’re life. (Trust me, I don’t like that idea either). After that, you got to scavage for that nasty doller store yoyo and break it for the string, or make your own.
Four: how good are you with it? You’ll be searching for food and ammo, but what if you need to be a street performer at a survivor camp? Can you dish out the tricks to earn some bullets or a hot meal with that yoyo?
Ok! Well that’s what I’ll say are the four criteria for your zombie yoyo choice, and I would like to add, please, we can talk about zombie plans, blades vs guns, all that fun zombie stuff, but PLEASE and I do mean PPPPPLLLEEEEAAASSSEEE be kind, not rude. Be constructive, not hateful. And most importantly, TRY to keep it MORE OR LESS on the topic of this thread.
Other than that, post away zed heads.
