Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t bad but the reception was incredible!
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ill just causually leave this here
i am forever depressed.
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y
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as a fifteen year old living in 2020 i find dad jokes very cringey.
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aight welp imma head out…
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lol you can still post here, i’ll just not read this thread.
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The day my kids say my jokes are “cringey” they will sleep outside
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luckily i’m not your kid. 
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I can’t speak for @FrankieJR, but, I take great pride in making my kids feel my jokes are cringey.
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Why is it impossible to tell when a pterodactyl is using the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
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my sister uses this all the time lol
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What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
For you “back to the future” fans…
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A Delorean!
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Did you hear about the Circus fire in Florida?
It was intense.
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My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it?
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
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What has multiple hearts but no other organs?
a deck of cards!
What has a singular heart and no other organs?
An Artichoke
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do you mean the “Florida” from the News?
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To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
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“I’m an excellent cook, my specialties are peach cobbler and pepper steak.”
“Really that’s interesting. Which one is this?”
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pepper steak is delicious.