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as a fifteen year old living in 2020 i find dad jokes very cringey.
aight welp imma head outā¦
lol you can still post here, iāll just not read this thread.
The day my kids say my jokes are ācringeyā they will sleep outside
luckily iām not your kid. ![]()
I canāt speak for @FrankieJR, but, I take great pride in making my kids feel my jokes are cringey.
Why is it impossible to tell when a pterodactyl is using the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
my sister uses this all the time lol
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
For you āback to the futureā fansā¦
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A Delorean!
Did you hear about the Circus fire in Florida?
It was intense.
My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it?
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
What has multiple hearts but no other organs?
a deck of cards!
What has a singular heart and no other organs?
An Artichoke
do you mean the āFloridaā from the News?
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrotā¦
I donāt know how you sleep at night.
āIām an excellent cook, my specialties are peach cobbler and pepper steak.ā
āReally thatās interesting. Which one is this?ā
pepper steak is delicious.
What is a pirateās favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrbyās
Why did Pavlov have soft hair?
He conditioned it.