What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
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What do you call a cow that jumps through a barb wire fence?
Shredded beef!
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Why couldnât the bicycle make it up the hill?
Because it was two tired.
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a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, âwhy the long face?â
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I entered ten jokes in a pun writing contest. I thought for sure one would win, but no pun in ten did.
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Just kidding. Thatâs no joke!
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There are waayyy too many dads hereâŚ
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Where does Eileen work?
I-Hop
(Credit to Larry the Cable guy for that)
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Son: People say weâre pyromaniacs.
Dad: Yes, we arson.
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Hahahahahahaha hahahaâŚhahâŚhaâŚhehâŚ
Ok Iâm done.
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âI need to get my dog fixed.â
âWhy, is it broken?â
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Classic
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@smileypants707 you are hysterical
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I used to be indecisive but now Iâm not too sure.
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âHey, what are you up to?â
âAbout a dollar and a quarter!â
Why did the golfer change his pants?
He got a hole in one
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What did the fish yell when he was swimming towards a wall?
Dam!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasnât bad but the reception was incredible!
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ill just causually leave this here
i am forever depressed.
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