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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

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What do you call a cow that jumps through a barb wire fence?

Shredded beef!

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta

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127

Why don’t I eat clocks? It’s too time consuming

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Why couldn’t the bicycle make it up the hill?

Because it was two tired.

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a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “why the long face?”

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I entered ten jokes in a pun writing contest. I thought for sure one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Just kidding. That’s no joke!

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There are waayyy too many dads here…

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When the president is in danger, the secret service doesn’t say “get down” anymore. They say “Donald, duck.”

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Where does Eileen work?

I-Hop

(Credit to Larry the Cable guy for that)

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Son: People say we’re pyromaniacs.

Dad: Yes, we arson.

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Hahahahahahaha hahaha…hah…ha…heh…

Ok I’m done.

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“I need to get my dog fixed.”

“Why, is it broken?”

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Classic

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@smileypants707 you are hysterical

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I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.

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“Hey, what are you up to?”

“About a dollar and a quarter!”

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Why did the golfer change his pants?
He got a hole in one

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What did the fish yell when he was swimming towards a wall?
Dam!

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