What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
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What do you call a cow that jumps through a barb wire fence?
Shredded beef!
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Why couldn’t the bicycle make it up the hill?
Because it was two tired.
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a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “why the long face?”
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I entered ten jokes in a pun writing contest. I thought for sure one would win, but no pun in ten did.
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Just kidding. That’s no joke!
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There are waayyy too many dads here…
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Where does Eileen work?
I-Hop
(Credit to Larry the Cable guy for that)
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Son: People say we’re pyromaniacs.
Dad: Yes, we arson.
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Hahahahahahaha hahaha…hah…ha…heh…
Ok I’m done.
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“I need to get my dog fixed.”
“Why, is it broken?”
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Classic
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@smileypants707 you are hysterical
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I used to be indecisive but now I’m not too sure.
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“Hey, what are you up to?”
“About a dollar and a quarter!”
Why did the golfer change his pants?
He got a hole in one
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What did the fish yell when he was swimming towards a wall?
Dam!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t bad but the reception was incredible!
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ill just causually leave this here
i am forever depressed.
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