Dad joke thread

Where’s a facepalm react when you need it

:man_facepalming:

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A sit.

What do you call a fly with no wings, no legs and no head?

A dead.

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What do you call a letterbox with boots…a stamp…

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The other day my doctor told me I’m going deaf.

Naturally that news was hard to hear.

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Did you hear about the new Pirates movie?

It’s rated Rrrrr…

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I used to be addicted to soap…I’m clean now.

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