I’ve got a joke about retired people, but it just doesn’t work.
Would making nun’s clothing be considered habit forming?
The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
If I wore an antennae to my wedding would my reception be better?
I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.
She said thanks for the Baghdad.
I’ve seen you everywhere I swear!
I think you won the internet today!
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
My 4-year-old daughter has been learning Spanish all year and she still can’t say the word ‘please’
Which I think is poor for four.
My wife told me to stop stealing the kitchen utensils, but that’s a whisk I’m willing to take
i think it’s tine we stop. we don’t want any more deadpan humor
although we don’t have to now, it’s best to consider doing so oventually
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef :l
Why was the snowman digging through a bag a carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Should this count as a joke?
Why was the letter “E” the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because all the other letters were “not E”
Where’s a facepalm react when you need it
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
A sit.
What do you call a fly with no wings, no legs and no head?
A dead.
What do you call a letterbox with boots…a stamp…