I’ve got a joke about retired people, but it just doesn’t work.
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Would making nun’s clothing be considered habit forming?
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The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
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If I wore an antennae to my wedding would my reception be better?
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I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.
She said thanks for the Baghdad.
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I’ve seen you everywhere I swear!
I think you won the internet today!
I’ve started a campaign of motivational speaking about the physical and mental health benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin’ awareness.
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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
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My 4-year-old daughter has been learning Spanish all year and she still can’t say the word ‘please’
Which I think is poor for four.
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Did you hear about the guy who crashed a train and killed 4 people?
Yeah, I heard they put him in the electric chair, but it didn’t work.
I guess he just wasn’t a good conductor.
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My wife told me to stop stealing the kitchen utensils, but that’s a whisk I’m willing to take
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i think it’s tine we stop. we don’t want any more deadpan humor
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although we don’t have to now, it’s best to consider doing so oventually
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef :l
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Why was the snowman digging through a bag a carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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