Dad joke thread

That one was actually a highlight scene for me lolol

For some reason I found that way funnier than I should have when it came on during the show.

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Hilarious. Bravo.

This has been permanently added to my repertoire

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How do you keep warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner because itā€™s always 90 degrees.

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But what ifā€¦ itā€™s a round room

You may want to find a way out prettyquick because the whole room is 360 degrees.

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Slipped in a good/bad one when @LeftyThrower24 was talking about vacuums because

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Thought this was funny

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Whatā€™s a magicianā€™s favorite dog breed?

A Labracadabrador.

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Oh I forgot about this thread.

I was going to tell a joke about construction, but Iā€™m still working on it.

I finally came up with a good joke about clocks. Itā€™s about time.

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Ah, I apparently used that one already in another thread:

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Ok hereā€™s some penance.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I donā€™t think itā€™ll get a reaction.

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Why did the old yoyoer fall into a well?

Because he couldnā€™t see that well.

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I asked my Chiropractor what kind of music he listens to.

He said mostly hip pop.

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I love telling Dad jokes.

Sometimes he even laughs!

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I have a great joke about umbrellas, but it usually goes over everyoneā€™s heads.

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Iā€™ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

Itā€™s all about raisin awareness.

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Solid color choices for yoyos, Are solid color choices for yoyos :drum:

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Why do dogs float in the water?

Because they are good buoys.

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