But 11+11 does not equal 20. So, you are saying 10+10=20 and 11+11=20 also. It seems like a lot of gymnastics to note that 22 can be said as 20 - too. As a mathematician; I am not amused. 
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I just read this joke to a room full of mathematicians, and they all laughed heartily.
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Doh!
You did see my smiley face though?
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How do robots eat their pizza? One byte at a time
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What is green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it could kill you?
A pool table.
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I heard they just eat little bits. 
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I don’t know Y
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I was doing the dishes and my wife asks me "Did you see the cat bowl? "
I turned to her and said "I didn’t know she knew how "
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I was going to tell you a joke about amnesia, but I forgot it.
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i forgot that joke at some point… even @washyjoshe can’t remeber how that joke went.
Just forget about it. 
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This joke is so good. I can’t remember if I’ve heard it before, I’ll make a note of it.
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I’d tell you a joke about music but I forgot my notes
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A man assaulted me with milk
…how dairy!
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