When does it rain money?
When there’s change in the weather.
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Why do teens travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even.
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How do celebrities keep cool?
They have lots of fans.
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A cowboy counted 397 cows in his herd.
When he rounded them up, he had 400.
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I was going to share a joke about an unstamped letter, but you probably wouldn’t get it.
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A guy walks into a bar… he says “Ouch!”
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I’m 80
It has to be said in a pirate voice to make sense!
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Lol aye, matey!
I also have this joke in my mind 
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How do you get a hanky to dance?
Blow a little boogey into it. 
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I dont trust stairs.
They are always up to something.
Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors?
If they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
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“If your friends are made of paper, does that make them terrible people?”
I told this one to my wife as she was waking up in the morning, she definitely hated my face 
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For anyone wondering why, it’s mainly because falling backwards out of the boat usually doesn’t rock the boat unlike jumping off a boat, which is pretty important for small boats. It also reduces the chance of your diving equipment becoming knocked loose due to the impact or becoming tangled when diving, since the equipment would be over the water when you fall into the water. It also reduces the impact on your body since the diving equipment will hit the water before your body.
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I have a joke for you about procrastination, but I’ll have to tell you tomorrow.
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I bought a bad thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, I can also say that it’s terrible.
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I have a lot of stupid jokes, they’re just not appropriate for this forum lol
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Have you heard about the cow scientist? She’s out standing in her field.
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Flight to chicago from Miami got cancelled and now I gotta go to Greenville first and the timing is prolly gonna have me up all night / sleeping the airport hah!
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Ouch
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Two guys walked into a bar…the third one ducked.
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