So i got in my car
…and forgot that my keys were with my mom.
So I went back only to see that all the aliens had…
murdered my goldfish, cthulu.
But everything changed when…
He ate my entire family.
Roflcopters stormed the…
Is your goldfish called cthulu because of the eye of cthulu from terraria?
Iwas wondering the same thing any ways
[quote]
Roflcopters stormed the…/quote]
streets
so I pulled out my rocket launcher and….
… I blew 3 cars in front of me in order to …,
Escape
Once II was out on he open streets I……
Oops…
Please continue, I was looking at the wrong sentence. 
Heh… Heh… Heeeeh
Wait what?
Began to Harlem Shake.
When you start arching your toes…
and start flash mobbing with ballet.
Here we go…
and head to the beach. When we get there we see this huge…
Fat beached walrus with a runny nose eating a tourist.
My dog is tired he needs a…
Nap
Joe joe Loves to….
Go?
Pineapples are yummy in my…
tiny pinky stretchy belly
the velociraptor accidentally…
…sat on my friend.
My mouse loves to…
Run through mazes of mouse traps
Squishy the squid wants to………
squeeze and squash squinty squirrels
In their Icelandic headquarters, Sauron and Optimus Prime…