Complete this sentence

Ran to the closet to get new sheets.

I took the dirty ones and…

Ate them

They tasted disgusting so i…

Threw up on the new ones,

But i didn’t feel like changing them again, so I…

Slept on the couch that night…

The next morning i woke up to some poop in my bed…

So I decided to investigate.
Turns out it was…

Me

So i went to the store and ……

bought some new bed sheets.

but when i came home I saw…

Dog hair on the bed…

So i ran for the closet to get the…

Shot gun

then i …

Ran out back into the yard to find my neighbors dog.

He was…

Holding a brand new pack of sheets and a letter for me…

So I put up the shotgun and went towards the dog…

But the dog ran away

so i…

Ran after him…

Eventually he ran into the Electric fence and dropped the sheets and i grabbed them and…:

Ran to the house and put them on my bed

Now my bed was finaly clean so I….

Ended this story.

Nice^^!!

New one.

I walked outside when…

A meteor landed in my front yard

There were little green alien guys that were living on it they drew there diamond swords and charged at me so I……

whiped out a flame thrower and BBQed them

end of story

Time for a new one who wants to start?

A zombie outbreak has happened in New York

I saw my mother being eaten alive and I fled my house

That’s when i started getting chased by the walkers/biters/zombies/geeks.