Badonkadonk. Shipped with Thicc string.
potential description includes “she has a round, shapely rear end.”
Only love and true ideas here.
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Thud. Or Thudworthy.
Truffle!
Looks like a rock but it’s expensive and desired by those with specific tastes.
And yes, truffle shuffle.
I’m thinking I might just call it ‘Standard’.
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Believe it or not, although its 70g, its pretty comfortable to throw around. So Thud is not the best word to describe it.
I really want to go with ‘Standard’.
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Yeah - Spinworthy Standard.
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I didn’t comment on this since I’m not looking to buy a yoyo at the moment, but the design looks nice. Feels very reminiscent of TP/modern YYR monos while still being its own thing. Simple and effective, no unnecessary cuts to over complicate the design.
The name Standard would be cool.
A joking name that puts emphasis on the weight as being something extreme or overbearing seems like it would only further reinforce the idea yoyos have to stay in the 62-66 range or they’ll be “too heavy.”
70g should just be another option as a normal weight, not something viewed as a brick/weapon.
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I’m really glad you like this aspect of the design. It was exactly my intention. It looks extra clean in person.
I completely agree about not making a joke name of its weight. I don’t want to reinforce any notion that ‘heavy is bad’.
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Another name i think hasn’t been mentioned is The Thicc for a heavy yo
Also: Sumo, Heavyweight, Fat Man (if edgier names with a history are your thing), Brute, Sledge, Andre (cus of the Giant), Bromdignagian (Gulliver’s Travels, anyone?) Dumbell
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The name is ‘Standard’. I’m sticking with it. 
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I’m partial to the name hefty beans. Just throwing that out there.
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Were the five prototype Slapnir/Standards machined in Australia?
Confirming the potential upcoming production run of 30 will be machined by FPM?
I’m assuming FPM is a much more viable option, but for what it’s worth, I personally would be drawn to a yo-yo machined in Australia.
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I like how this naming party has begun taking on the feel of arguments over baby names at a gender reveal party or baby shower. Perhaps that can be coordinated to celebrate its eventual birth, Glen?
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Name it YoMama(SoPhat). 
Kidding. Standard is a great name. Could wrap some vintage gas station graphics onto it. Cool.
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palli already use that name in his yoyo brand
Core Co. also have already used Standard, but I’m still going to use it.
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pretty sure your standards set you apart from other companies standards. I’m with you on the name.
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OK. I finally have a name I will settle on.
I was going to use Standard ar most of you know, buy id rather have a name nobody has used before.
The final name is… Steadfast.
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