A very Wise man gave me 5 pieces of advice toward the pursuit of Happiness.
- Never date a girl that has a ‘property of’ tattoo on her neck.
- Never buy a Prius unless you have very low self esteem and you like it that way.
- Never set yourself up for heartbreak by buying a fixed axle yoyo and thinking you will get better than Ed.
- Never buy a yoyo solely based on how well it fits in your pocket.
And… 5. Never buy any yoyo that even resembles the looks of a Rev-G. It doesn’t matter what it can do, it’s gonna Suck…