You know when you’re obsessed when you actually stop playing videogames so you have more time to yoyo.
Now that you say, that’s what happen to me! I realized just now…
Welcome to the realization my friend
By that logic a teen is an alcoholic if they’ve ever drank a beer.
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when you have a deep passion for yoyos and you act on that passion.
when you fend off enemies with eli hops at the head and face
I prefer to use boomerang, or that sideways hop from a 1.5 mount.
When YYE is the most visited site on your friends computer.
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LOL 
I thought I was the only one…
When you’re listening to almost any song and visualize what kind of yoyo routine you would set to it. (in my case, only imaginary… since I don’t have the chops to execute what I visualize)
Brother.
So true…
When you get 65 coins in a Mario game and immediately think, “I can buy a Capless:D” but then you realize it is a video game…
WHen all of your favorite quotes somehow are relatable to yoyo terms in your mind.
AMEN
When your parents say that you are going to move and you ask how far your new house is from all of the cities that have yoyo contests.
Whenever someone says something that’s the name of a yoyo or trick, you automatically picture it in your head.
When you have a Duncan imperial and Duncan butterfly in your shower
When you need to give you middle finger a break from all the string burn.
When you have to take at least 3 yoyos to go somewhere.