same for me
me too
You know you’re a little obsessed when you go find the mail carrier early on their route because the package you’ve been tracking is ‘out for delivery’ . I know his whole route. Get so happy seeing the CLYW packing tape or the YoYoExpert Box!!!
You know different players’ birthday
YKYOWYYW:
You can tell people are getting tired of hearing about your yoyos, wants, trades, friends on YYE, tricks, string etc. but you just can’t help yourself. You have to talk about yoyos!
YKYOWYYW:
You can think of way too many reasons to be obsessed with yoyoing for this thread…
YKYOWYYW:
You lurk YYE so long you’ve literally read EVERY. SINGLE. NEW. THING. On the forum
When you won’t keep your mouth shut about how much you’re obsessed with yoyoing.
When you take a yoyo everywhere or else you feel naked, or something is missing.
You pick up any cables in your room and try to do slack trips with them.
You are on any kind of yoyo forum
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when… you are trying to think of something to post on this thread.
When you order a throw and you have been stalking the mailbox
Or
When you spend money on a ti5 or any 130$+ yoyo
When you cheer on the inside when your friend gets a Yoyo to learn from there master of yo-yoing Aka you!
You eat a mint and think of mint throws…
inside? I’d cheer on the outside 
funny story: I tried to get my friends into throwing. I bought one a yoyo for their birthday, and the other bought a yoyo them self. I hadn’t seen the yoyos since.
When you frequently check the CLYWxOne Drop thread because you are dying to get their new throw.
When you almost cried when the CLYW store said “coming soon” on all of their products but then cried tears of joy when you saw that you would be seeing them at Cal States.
You know when you’re obsessed with yoyoing when…
You Yo-Yo. 8)
lol. It was cool cause I was teaching a friend, and was telling him to get an alpha crash, as a starter throw. He was going to get it for Christmas, but on Christmas eve he said “actualy, I want a cascade” so his mom called up yoyoexpert, and got overnight shipping, and he got it on Christmas.
You know your friend is obseesed with yoyoing when…
you have to keep on updating. (using all his new throws)
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when…
You have 300+ yoyos
Whenever you see those random TV shows with people dropping a yoyo and pulling it up you shout “YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!!” At your TV.
lol.
Or when your sister wants to yoyo, and you tell her that she is doing it wrong, and then she says “I DONT CARE” and then walks off.
When you say in your mind “meh” to a yoyo video, when your mom is going wow and is going crazy.