You know you're obsessed with yoyoing when

Um, not sure about that one.

True story, it happened to me just the other day. I was headed over to the hospital and I actually looked through my case to see which yoyo I would like to take in with me. In the end when I got there I left all my throws in the trunk of my car because I thought the lump in my pocket might get in everybody’s way. Just as well, I was so tethered by wires and IV’s and stuff I wouldn’t have been able to throw very easily anyway. Would’ve help though. I laid there for five and a half hours with nothing to do.

You should have meditated on tricks. ^^

You okay?

I’ll survive for a while yet.

Heart failure sounds so ominous I know. The term covers a wide range of medical experiences. I have a condition which results in on occasion my heart is failing to operate efficiently enough to provide ample oxygen to my extremities and my brain. My arms and legs don’t mind so much. My brain tends to get a bit cranky without the amount of oxygen it defines as ample. At that point my heart is failing to live up to it’s contract with the rest of the body, consequently, “heart failure”. The last time this happened I was in the horse-pistol for three days. I promised myself then I would never allow myself to be sequestered from my yoyos for that length of time again.

Listen, I didn’t wish to derail this fun post. I really did thumb through my yoyos before I drove over to the ER. I wanted to take in my Avant Garde II, but that guy is so hard to stick in the front pocket of your jeans. I feared I may get diagnosed with a whole other physical abnormality.

Let’s get back on track, you know your obsessed with yoyoing if you are asked to be a groomsman a for someone’s wedding and you have a throw stuck in a pocket of the tux.

You get psyched in the Airport when they say …“Now Boarding flight # …” :slight_smile:

When one part of you says:

“I gotta learn this trick!”

And another says:

“I gotta go to sleep…”

And the part that says “I gotta learn this trick” wins.

Good to know!

you know youre obsessed with yoyoing when you havent played video games in 4 months :smiley:

True dat

When you get in trouble for yoyoing… :frowning:

Uh oh, you? At school or at home? BIG trouble or little trouble?

Details, spill it.

When you hear certain numbers and associate yoyoing with them. Such as 54, 7075.

888, 44, 6061, 303…

And in math class, x³, G², 2a, 3a, 4a or 5a…

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While working and doing other tasks, you create, visualize, and walk yourself through, step by step, new tricks you have never seen or yet attempted. I then find myself trying to memorize the trick, even though I’ve never tried it, in order to attempt it later.

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My mom get’s mad at me when I throw during when I’m supposed to be doing school.

She sometimes takes my yoyos away. :frowning:

My mother took my first yoyo away from me when I was six or seven and never gave it back. Of course I had put it through the front window. (Trust me, there was quite a bit more to my punishment than just taking the yoyo away.)

Everything thing people say you try to relate to yoyos.

You try to think of every possible thing everywhere you go to put a YoYoExpert sticker on for the stick it contest.

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