When your girl friend doesn’t have to ask what to get you for christmas, she just buys you the classiest looking yoyo she can find and goes at it ;D
When you take a popstar into the bathroom during a class and just stand there busting a new combo. :-\
Yo know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when you join a yoyo forum. 
When your favorite numbers are 54, 28, etc 
44 ;D
Also, when you are too busy to practice yoyoing so you loop and do homework at the same time. XD
When there’s a yoyo meet, and something else is going on you have to go too, except you just skip it and go to the yoyo meet instead.
when you name your pet after a yoyo or yoyo company:)
When you keep empty spools that once held 3,000 yards of thread each as trophies testifying of your string making power. In case your wondering I have about 9 empty spools right now.
- when your in school and you bring up yoyos just to show everybody your tricks and make their jaws drop
you go to write the word jobs, thinking about modding your Dv888 and you write hubs
That happed to me with my DM
I do it all the time
when you make yoyo cases when you are bored
when u design your own yoyos that will never come out
When you can only think of a yoyo 
When people wonder why I play with a “kids” toy and I ask them why they smoke their savings and life away. They still haven’t come up with an answer. I am improving while they practice lung cancer.
When I spot a yo yo (a low performer at that) I don’t have at Five Below and purchase it because it costs only $5. I’ve also purchased the same yo yo again because it’s a color I don’t have yet. When I pull out the yo yo and practice as I walk from the car to my destination.
- you have cut a string short to yoyo in the car…
23… You think about the new trick you want to land on your way home from work. - you keep showing your girlfriend new yoyo tricks, knowing she doesn’t care.\
keep the yo, as the yo keeps you (or should i say, yo)
when you have a ringed indentation in you middle finger from the string for more than 20 hours of the day
thats me for sure, i probably throw at least 6-8 hours a day haha
when you yoyo on the school bus
when you spend more total time yoyoing than sleeping
when you’ve attempted to make a yoyo