you get suspended from school for accidentally hitting someone in the face with a yoyo
when you drop your yoyo in the toilet because you are doing offstring while pissing
When you forget all about working at the job and hide in the bathroom. So you can fine tune your next trick that you are learning ;D
When half of your facebook pictures are yoyos. ;D
when you start crying because you lost your speed bearing 
in the grass while your DMII flew apart :o and are now using a regular bearing 
and because its a long weekend you have till thurs :o to wait… on bright side the bearing didnt want to break in 
and you had a free one coming in any way : ;D
Your worst nightmare has to do with losing your favorite yoyo.
When you wash your hands every time before you yoyo in warm water so it gets the dirt off when also making your hands more flexible.
when your wife buys you a pet python and you name it henry
When you name all your animals after yoyos and give all the people you know nicknames based on yoyos and finally when you take your yoyo to your grave ;D
you scream with joy when you catch your first suicide!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
when you wish people bought things with yoyos instead of money.
When you spend 4 houru drawing up plans for your custom yoyo case
when u sit thinking up combos for 50 min in study hall
when no reservations is on and you say “hey look andre boulay is on!!! uh, errrr, I meant Anthony bourdain is on!!!”
???.You draw custom designs of yoyos.
???.You spend all day practicing one trick.
xxDMIIxx
when you hear someone is going to attempt suicide, and wish them luck.
When i write this.
well what would the point of doing it be if nobody could see it?
^^^^I need a camera, and somebody who’s not gonna try to talk me out of it.^^^
Oh and this is a sign of addiction
How do you spin so many?? :o And how long for one string?