(this might have been used but I started doing it.)
When you refer to your throws by the names you give them, or refer to them in the third person as she,he,him,her.
when you talk about getting some g strings and people are like “whaaat?”
When you buy halo reach, open it and then start yoyoing it while you install. Then continue to yoyo even after the install is complete and not touch the game since. Starting to wonder why I did t just buy a new yoyo instead haha
When you spend all your money on yoyos (I’m only 13)
I was just gonna say that!
When you call yoyos throws all the time, and nobody ever finds out your actually talking about yoyos.
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when you have a ring around your finger all the time from the string
Yeah, that happens to me all the time. It’s weird I never posted that here, lol.
when you post on a yoyo forum talking about how your obsessed with yoyos ;D
D: Me too! D:
when a person asks what hand you write with, you respond “my throwhand…err…I mean (insert hand here)”
you buy yoyos from josh yee at an amazing price, And your father and your cousin are so paranoid something might go wrong, He steals the money, its a bad deal etc. Happened to me yesterday 
Think about how to lengthen your sleeper when your trying to sleep.
When your wife threatens to cut off your middle fingers if you don’t stop talking about yoyo’s
When you know without a doubt, that there is a yo-yo in every room in your house, one at work, and one in your car. And you secretly hope to get them all to matching models.
you think of yoyos every time you here the words spy, train wreck, skyline, mayhem, velocity, boss, legacy, or any other yoyo tame
This past weekend, I was checking out the Halloween Haunt event at my local amusement park, Great America. They have a haunted maze called Toy Factory. As I’m walking through the maze, the first thing I notice that on the shelves full of toys, I see an orange Duncan Imperial as part of the display. So yea…I’m supposed to be there for the Haunt, not looking for yo-yos and sure enough, I’m quick to spot one!
I’ve been reading these for over an hour and I’ve not laughed this much in weeks. I’m so glad I’m not the only one.
When you’re friend texts you:
“I got that binding thing down working with the hitman.”
and it doesn’t even occur to you that he may have learned to tie people up while he was doing a weekend job with someone who gets paid to kill people.
when you give serious thought to which daily activities (cooking, cleaning and other stuff like that) can be done one handed so you can still throw.
when your dream car and your dream yoyo share the same name (skyline)
When you find yourself without string and you buy an Imperial just for the rope to keep you going until you can order some more.