When you where a yoyo glove while doing stuff on the computer.
When you work from 8am till midnight, and are supposed to be back at work at 8am… And you think “nah, I can do with less sleep, I haven’t had time to throw today”
And then when you’re stuck by a train on the way to work and you’re upset because you can’t throw in your car
I have felt that feel.
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when you pick a yoyo and string that matches your outfit for the day
You also know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when you bring your yoyos to the pool even though you know you won’t use them
^^ guilty of both of the above
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when yoyoing doesn’t get in the way of life, life gets in the way of yoyoing.
HAHA
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when you get a new yoyo, and it is literally your prized possesion for atleast a week.
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when your string ball is bigger than a watermelon.
I don’t buy them but I immediately want it.
#2675.69056 I don’t know what number we are on.
When you want to want to attack someone because the only words you hear are: Walk the dog, around the world.
When you get off your computer to go to the bathroom and you get right back on to this forums on your phone while doing your business.
When you have the splash patern on your yoyo memorized. I havn’t gotten this yet but I think I’m getting pretty close.
This has happened to me haha
You know you’re obsessed with yoyoing when you go to Disney land with one yoyo, and come back home with five
When during your employment performance review, “Needs to yoyo less” (paraphrased) is one of the notes for “areas for improvement”.
Oh. No ones gunna hire you now! Hahaha.
Oh, they’re going to hire me. 
The review was glowing other than that comment. My employers would give me an incredible recommendation if I ever needed one, but we’re mutually lucky that I love it here. I’m a fantastic employee!
Haha :).
When you go on your computer to buy a yoyo with a looping pair attached to your hands