“you left your yoyo drawer open”
that’s all i heard from the bedroom
i strolled in, slightly ashamed.
“that’s a lot of yoyos” she says.
i retort, “it’s not as much as it looks like.”
“there’s more underneath there isn’t there? did you take out your clothes to fill that up with yoyos?”
me, blank stare…
been there?
More so family members and friends when I show them a new yo-yo I got.
“Don’t you have that one already?”
“How is this different from your other yo-yos?”
“Didn’t you just get a new yo-yo?”
W: “another yo-yo???”
H: “this is a rare one to get and just got it for “few” bucks!”
At least yo-yos retain a decent amount of their value. I’ve wasted a lot more money on other hobbies with no hope of getting any significant amount back.
I have another one that works…
W: “don’t you have too many yo-yos?”
H: “it is an investment! I can sell them anytime!” hahaha
are you looking at more yoyos?
i’m just doing research
Now I dont have problem, I am divorced. But when I was married, the only problem with my wife was my Ann Connolly altar.
In the end, the altar disappeared.
I had all of Ann’s signature yoyos and my ex-wife said so many yoyos and you have to buy only from Ann
This is easy. I give her 3 options for my hobby:
Guess which one wins all the time
My wife and I try to encourage each other’s interests. She notices I have a different yoyo and she just wants me to tell her about it. I try to make certain she has things that bring her joy as well. Yep, life is good, really good! 
hehe, technically, they are all shutters right?.. 
Did you dismantle her Justin Bieber altar?
At least she didn’t discover your yoyo tiny house. (yet) 
The way this is redacted makes it sound creepy af lol
Do you guys ever wonder if your wife has a stash of your missing/forgotten yoyos? 
yeah, they’re on ebay!
we do too, however bass guitars don’t accumulate like yoyos…
One bass guitar = X yoyos, so it takes X yoyos to take up the space of one bass guitar. Yeah, that’s how you approach it on volume not a 1:1 ratio! Math for the WIN! 
It’s nothing creepy, I only had my trading cards and posters signed by Ann’s in the person, because in this moment Ann it was my Platonic Love , but I got divorced and my ex-wife didn’t packing these things, I want to think she forgot 
