So, my brother kept asking me what the hardest yo-yo trick is and I keep telling him there really isn’t a “hardest yo-yo trick.” This wouldn’t be a problem except that, this one time, I showed him this sweet trick, he got it into his head that it was the hardest yo-yo trick ever and now he goes around telling people it’s the hardest trick ever. Anyway, I’m always like “bro, you’re spreading misinformation! That is a cool trick, but it is not the hardest trick ever,” and he’s always like “then tell me what the hardest trick ever is!” And I’m like “I DUNNO!”
Anyway, I’m tryna’ put an end to this nonsense. I realize that there really isn’t a hardest trick ever, so if you’re posting to remind me of this fact, then don’t, but there’s gotta be something I can tell him that’s harder than “the matrix” or whatever he’s going around showing people these days.