manbearpig would still be on the loose.
what if yyn returns to full force?
Then you still wouldnāt be able to talk about it on this forum.
What if you suddenly grew goat horns?
That would be awesome to an extent. But theyād probably get in the way, so Iād have to shave them down.
What if in an alternate universe, everyone was robots and they designed humans?
Thatād be disgusting; especially if every part was āfunctional.ā ;D
What if everything white suddenly turned black?
It would probably take our eyes some time to adjustā¦
What if your life was as boring as mine?
It probably isā¦
What if there was a an alternate universe where like, everything was the same, and we were all having this exact conversation, but we were tacos? Like, taco people.
The you would be asking me what if we were PEOPLE people.
What if your feet were superglued to your shoes? (Iām talking REALLY strong superglue, too.)
Then my feet would be so itchy. 
What if George Washington was president right now?
He would be really old.
What if You were me?
Iād probably have a collection of yo-yos.
What if Dingo54 was was me???
Then you would like Supernovas.
What if you were a lizard?
Than I could ask the lizards what really happened to the dinosaurs.
What if we could all lucid dream?
I donāt sleep.
What if I was fishing with Skrillex, and I caught a fish, but then he dropped the bass?
Then I will laugh at the irony.
What if you could communicate with animals but not with people?
Iād put Cesar Millan out of business.
What if stairs where never invented and we all used fancy ladders?
Iād buy a rampā¦
What if I gave up yo-yoingā¦
I would buy all your yoyos!
What if giraffes had short stubby legs but had the same size body and neck?
theyd look totally stupid
what if you won the lottery
id ask for some money to buy some new throws,
what if i went camping in my backyard and a bear ate me
Iād take all your yoyos.
What if a huge meteor was going to collide with are planet.