what if

I’d still love who raised me.

What if you were in a house where all the walls where facing south?

Then I would live at the north pole, right?

What if your pool was filled with applesauce?

then It would be empty by the end of the day

what would you do if you woke up bald?

I’d probably buy a wig. :stuck_out_tongue:

What if YYE only sold plastic yo-yos?

Then I would say “oh, really… cool”

what if you you weren’t really you, you were just a blob of shape-shifting goo while the real you is in a coma being abducted by aliens and you don’t know it because they made a psychic link between the blob of goo and the real you so you think you’re reading this?

Than I’m just reading this. Oh yeah, and I have no soul. :stuck_out_tongue:

What if YYE only sold plastic yo-yos?

then you’d only buy plastic yo-yos from YYE

what if you read this and didn’t reply

Then you wouldnt be reading this.

What if you werent reading this?

Then I wouldn’t be reading this.

What if Christopher Coloumbus was never real?

Then I wouldn’t have wasted 3 weeks of my life learning about him in school.

If you went to the future and stopped your parents from meeting would you cease to exist?

That’s not really a “what if”, but yeah, probably.

What if you could only sleep standing up?

Then I could sell my bed and use the money to buy more yoyos.

What if an evil army of gigantic robot babies invaded Earth?

i would take all there gigantic lolly pops out of there hands and make them cry (evil face)

What if my little pony came to life?!?!?

I would kill what little swag MLP has with my yoyos…

What if you could control your dreams? (AKA lucid dreaming)

Then it would be inception. And I would fall slo mo off a bridge

What if all the yoyos disappeared off the face of the earth?

Then I would move down to the body of earth lwhere there are still some yoyos.

What if you actually were stuck between a rock and a hard place?

I would think of a pillow and a soft room.

What if the Terminator targeted Ms Bieber?

Then Justin Bieber would never have been born I would be happy again.

What if you were on the Titanic.

I wouldnt, I would’ve never got on, I dont like boats :smiley:

What if modern yoyoing wasnt invented and all we had was looping?

We would be ninjas.

What if Al Gore w never born?