I had a dream last night that I earned the moderater badge and I could edit post and close threads and all of that cool stuff. And then while I was at school I was thinking about the forums and I realized it was all a dream and I was still a “regular”.
That’s all I wanted to say. Sorry for wasting 20 seconds of your life reading this.
I am not accepting your apology.
Because I read extremely Slow.
And it took me 7 hours to read your post😳
This is the saddest day of my life.
While I was reading your silly post; the third in command of the official Imperial guard; a direct third cousin to the great great great grandson of the grand imperial vizier of Ethiopia was going to put $14.2 billion in my personal savings account. He told me I had six hours to decide if I wanted the money? That money would’ve made me the 247th richest person in the United States of America. Did I answer him? Of course not I was busy slowly reading your post. Obviously the result is a crushing blow to my enthusiasm. As I move forward in life and think of all the small countries I could’ve purchased cash with all that money that I will never have now because he gave it to somebody else probably your cousin. I will always wonder and wonder and have a dream of my own how the smallest thing can create the biggest nightmare. I got to go now. I’m gonna go in the backyard and jump off the garage. Hopefully I’ll land directly on my head so I Don’t get injured. Have a nice day😉
Imagine how many yoyos you can buy for 14.2 billion dollars 
I already did. Four titanium yo-yos and a 10 pack of plutonium string.
And enough change left to buy 16,243 cases of red bull. 1920 pallets of monster drinks. And two McDonald’s apple pie’s.
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS
both made of HOT LAVA 
