NOOOOO!!!
What if you had $1,000,000
I’d buy a lot of high end yoyos and give them away to the less fortunate.
(Oh, yeah, and a new car)
What if Darth Vader was your father, not Luke’s?
I would call CPS!
What if all the anno melted of you yoyos?
I think that would actually look kind of cool
What if you had einstiens hair.
then i would shave it off
what if you had one of each yoyo ever produced?
Then i know i would be dreaming 8)
What if your life wasnt real and that we are all aliens dressed up to act like your past memories that you cant remember and we want to see how this species lives?
Then I wouldn’t even notice!
What if Yoyos fell from the sky!?
Ding,
Ding,
Ding. ( goes on for years)
it would be terrible, unless they landed on something soft. 
What if there was a blind yoyoer?
He and Stevie wonder would be best friends
What if there was one yoyo kid that stalked all the pros at every contest and it was only him doing it :o?
Then he would get free stuff.
What if you woke up and realized that you were no longer in the realm of being that you were the night before, and instead, you found yourself thrust into the outer realms of the land of the shadows of the wind, where nothing is seen nor heard?
I would say “freaking inception”
What if the first piece of bread in the bag was a cure to every disease??
But it tastes bad,
I’d still eat it. 
What if Jayyo got the sponsorship he wants? From the right company?