Just read the picture book to find out.
What if justin beiber was a girl in disguise.
Already is
What if yoyos were never invented?
This forum would make no sense.
What if we all spoke Spanish but wrote in English?
Then we would be like Arabs, having two (slightly) different forms of Arabic. One is for speaking, the other for anything written.
What if you found the answer to the universe?
I’d sell the answer to scientists, win a nobel prize, and sell the medal. With money earned from the prize and the sold Nobel Medal, I’d buy all the CLYWs in the world.
What if every McDonald’s kids meal had a chance to win CLYW yoyo?
I wouldn’t be wasting my money.
What if you could beatbox as well as Google Translate?
That would be pretty epic. My friends did something like that but it was rapping.
What if you could live as any person you saw?
I guess I would be a midget. always wanted to be a midget.
what if CLYW throws only cost 30-40 bucks?
It’d be purely for the benefit of us, not CLYW. They’d earn less money than 3 middle school janitors a year.
What if there was a signature throw for everybody on a yoyo team?( for Yoyofactory that’d be really hard work )
We would have many yoyos.
What if you turned into eggs
Then we would need to hatch.
What if all dogs were actually monkeys.
They would be loud.
What if you became your father
If I became my father, I would be in love with my mother, then later she would have me, which is weird, so yeah, Maybe she has my father? Like we switched places? Paradox?
What if I went back in time to make my parents not meet. Answer it, it’s a Paradox.
Either you wouldn’t exist, or you would destroy the whole universe.
What if project constellation was reinstated?
That would be awesome. 
Back to my what if, if I did go back in time to make them not meet, I couldn’t go back in time to make my parents meet because I wouldn’t exist If I did that, so no one would know ever if I ever did this.
Paradox. 
What if Every yoyo was Edible?
I might lick it once and hope it doesn’t get a vibe.
What if you were me and I was a meatball?
Then I would be a meatball.
What if Nintendo came out with a yoyo themed console?
then i would spasm until i could spasm no more!
what if the world had another major yoyo boom?
Then I would laugh in every bodies face because I’m much better than them…
What if nickel back was the only band on earth?
since there was no question i will start again
what if the all of one direction were your bros?