It probably wouldn’t affect humans any different, unless it was drastically different than it is now.
What if it was prohibited to speak while outside?
Then I would be in so much trouble.
What if you gave birth to a super imaginative monkey?
That would be awesome and weird
what if you remembered being born
I’d become a nurse.
What if Jrod hated me?
Then you wouldn’t want to argue with him. What if someone took each half of your yoyo so your left with a useless half.
Um… maybe I have doubles… Jk.
I would make the person give the halves back.
What if I didn’t exist?
I would be answering to M.DeV1.
What if everybody was good at everything?
No one would be good at anything because everyone is equal.
What if I slapped you right now?
Impossible cause you don’t know where i am.
What if you where a super genius but nobody apriciated you.
I would invent a rage-control-inator!
What if the trumpet was called a piano?
I know you’re on Christmas Island, (if that’s real. :P)
Then we wouldn’t know.
What if I ate you?
You would be considered a cannibal and be tracked down.
What if I was an only child?
He would only be a cannibal if he ate you while you where alive
You life would be different
What if your dad was a secret spy and you never knew?
Wait, cannibals don’t have to eat people alive, they just have to eat people.
I wouldn’t know.
Hmm, what if I was famous?
Mo money mo problems.
What if guitars could squirt out nacho cheese, and sour cream, and pure sulfuric acid?
Uhhhhhh…
What if you knew who rhett and link were
I wouldn’t be wondering who Rhett and link are.
What if you woke up on a bed made of Magnums?
Like the bullets?
What if apple never existed?
Steve Jobs would have never died. He was always stressed out and he looked more like he was 60~70 than at the late 59’s.
What if yoyos were only invented as weapons?
General-Yo Magnums 