what if

Then I would be responding to manofmystery

What if the opposite of California?

Then austrailia

What if you were bored?

I would go yoyo

what if you ate a piece of bread, died, and then walked the earth as an extra-terestrial being

I would destroy all bread.

What if burnt toast was the new health craze?

then id be a great health chef
what if gravity was reversed?

Then we would all get pushed away.

What if instead of toilets, we used charcoal?

we would use charcoal
what if instead of yo-yos we had diablos?

We would still be awesome.

What if one of our sense wasn’t equalibrioception?

Yes

If a person would dress up into a dress shirt and tux and all that, could the person be a qirl why or why not?

Ummm… That’s not a “what if” dude… Anyway, that person could be a cross-dresser…

What if there were potato cows that tasted like chicken? (My bro, Shadowz143. He randomly yells out weird sayings…)

Sorry, dude. Didn’t read the rules…

What if you walked into your mom eating a 2 foot sausage half naked covered in relish, mustard, ketchup and oil?

Then I would wake up from my nightmare

What if you could tell time with out a watch our clock, like you just always knew what time it was?

Then you would never be late for anything

If you had to choose a twilight zone episode to be in, which would it be?

Either The Monsters are Due on Maple Street, A Most Unusual Camera, or The Silence. (Because those are some of my favorites)

What if you went to a pizza party, and all the pizza was eating the humans?

I would run away screaming, “PIZZA! PIZZA! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”

What if yoyos were sentient?

No idea what that means

What if you sleep killed as in killed people in your sleep

Then I would have no recollection, but could probably still be charged with involuntary manslaughter. Which would suck.

What if Cheese was considered meat?

I still wouldn’t like it that much

What if you could eat books and memorize the contents but got a really bad stomach ache when ever you did that?

tums.

what if earth was actually a germ and was stuck to the bottom of a much larger earth germ engulfing lunch table of space…