WHAT?!? i have no idea what you are talking about.
Chuck norris vs. Mr. Rogers
Like Mr. Rogers neighborhood? If it is, then, … Mr. Rogers!! He’s dead.
A chipmunk vs. a skunk
Chipmunks taste better.
Hot sauce v. BBQ sauce (must choose one)
BBQ sauce
Super permanent Sharpie vs. Crayons
super HUGE permanent sharpie
Dogs vs. cats vs. hamsters
cats
Sony vs. Microsoft
Let’s go Sony.
U.S. against the Oceans. 
what?
Jellyfish vs. Jelly and fish
Jelly and fish
Splash vs. Acid Wash
I like both.
Oak vs cedar.
Cedar smells nice.
Teeth v. Claws
Claws are epic.
RPG (role playing game) vs. RPG (rocket propelled grenade)
role playing game. skyrim beats rpg any day.
school vs. job
School ftw
Herping vs derping
I like herping.
Peanut butter and Jelly vs. Peanut butter and Fluff.
jelly
ears vs. nose
Ears, some smells you don’t wanna smell.
And music is great!
French Fries vs. Waffle Fries
Waffle.
Shinra Tensei vs a small nuke?
I’ll take the nuke.
Wrist watch v. Pocket watch
Pocket Watch all the way.
Tea vs Coffee?