Skating
CLYW snap back v. Save Deth snap back
clyw
ninja vs icthus
haha
icthus as a ninja
pineapple vs coconut
You put the pineapple in the coconut… Oh wait a sec…
Okay Coconut because coconut oil and coconut milk are amazing.
Snuggie vs Blanket
haha
and i got to go with blanket it takes me forever to get a snuggie on haha um lets see
giants vs patriots hehe
Giants. Not the team, like really tall, largely-built people who exist in fantasy stories.
Peanut Butter vs. Nutella
peanut butter
Cactus Cooler vs. Sprite
Sprite.
Wind vs lightning.
hmm wind ( not really dangerous
who do you like better?
your mom vs. your dad
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<.<
…Dad.
Star Wars v. Lord Of The Rings
So tough, because I’m not a fan of either. But I’m gonna go with Lord of the Rings. Seems like something I would enjoy.
The B-52’s vs. Oingo Boingo vs. The Vapors
hm, not sure
final fantasy iv vs. final fantasy vi
vi
Passing gas in church vs Florescent Lights.
passing gas in church fosure.
Bustha Ryhmes vs Twista
Twister i guess…
People who spell bad on purpose vs. people who spell bad
They are both spelled wrong so neither.
Sand in your eyes vs. salt in your eyes
Noobs are so much better. 
Snotty tissue vs. bananas
Spammers, obv
No shoes v. No shirt
in the winter, neither… in the summer, both!
chinese food vs mexican food
Chinese,
Popping white heads vs popping black heads