Coffee.
Regular hoodies vs zip hoodies vs half-zip hoodies.
It depends on which one I’m wearing. 
gmail vs. aim?
Gmail all the way!
Chrome vs FireFox…
Chrome!!!
Nothing vs. Nothing.
neither EVERYTHING!
Kingdom Hearts vs Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy
Marvel Comics vs DC Comics
Marvel (see file)
Red vs Blue.
Red cause it is power.
Vanilla vs Curry
Vanilla, it’s the finest of the flavors.
Spanish v. German
Oooh, toughy.
Spanish!
Juggling v. devil sticks.
juggling
pink vs purple
Purple
Ruby vs Sapphire vs Emerald
In pokemon? Emerald!
Me v. you. v. Chuck Norris.
chuck norris
easter vs thanksgiving
thanksgiving
gimilee vs. legolas
Both. It still only counts as one.
Stealing stolen money vs murdering the murderer.
Stealing stolen money.
What if suddenly your hands were duct taped together?
I usually have a knife in my pocket, so it really shouldnt be a problem…
dishes vs laundry
Laundry
Soccer vs football
Football
pen vs. pencil