OK, I got another one
The V shape is the most boring yo-yo shape there is
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Wait, where are you getting all of these quotes? Are you just making these up on the fly? 
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I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY CHAD
(wait I kinda actually already do this every day)
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I’ve got a few:
- Yoyos are not “just” (child’s) toys.
- Most splashes are tacky and gaudy and will not age well.
- Wider is not better. Keep it under 46mm homie.
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You rabble-rouser, you
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I actually agree that organic are bad… oops, better flee!
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Drops mic and runs
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You guys crack me up!
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The Cadence plays like a brick.
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The Banshee plays like a brick.
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the brick plays like a brick
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OMGGG why isn’t there a yo-yo named “The Brick”! This is such a lost opportunity @sfyoyos
Dang this thing plays like a brick!
WELL DUH, that’s the WHOLE POINT, genius!
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The Decoy was one of the worst yoyos made this year; it’s just bad.
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I would immediately purchase this. Please make it happen. @sfyoyos
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@sfyoyos if this happens credit me for it
jk im no self entitled narcissistic selfish millennial
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Dang…
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They’d have to call it the BK and they’ll probably get sued by Burger King. You guys haven’t thought this through.
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This is such an amazing, little known movie. In my top 5 comedies for sure.
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I was hoping someone caught that reference. Freaking love that movie
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