NEW ITEMS ADDED!!
I’M BACK MY DUDES! // NEW THROWS FOR SALE! // UPDATES 
YOU NEED TO KNOW!
Oh, man. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks. With the birthday, and the whole Grand Reveal a mere…13ish days away, I’ve been hustling like crazy to get all the final bits. I’m making each of my boys their own custom yo-yo-holder (I call them “Throw Thongs,” not that I’ll tell them that 
) , to match their super cool throws, with a central cord representing the Autistic Spectrum! 
My middle son, whose birthday is coming up, is turning the big double digits 
, and was very recently confirmed to also be on the spectrum. Far more mild than his younger brother, but slightly more so than his dad (Or I’m just in denial 
). I thought wrapping their custom color cords so that the Spectrum one was in the middle might help him realize that we’re totally a ”Full Spectrum Family” and that doesn’t change who he is, how much we love him, and just might help to remind him we’ve always got his back! 
TO GET THE FINAL THINGS I NEED, (more fancy para-cord, carabiners, paint, and some other odds and ends to tie everything together) I MUST 
ELL OME MORE THROWS 
Many of these are recent acquisitions that I have barely had a chance to throw, if at all.
ALL PROCEEDS GO DIRECTLY TOWARD THE FINISHING TOUCHES FOR MY SON’S BIRTH DAY GRAND REVEAL!
His birthday is the 15th, with the reveal/party somewhere within one week of that. Anything NOT sold by 9/15 I will be happily keeping! SO ACT FAST! 
BUY THROWS TO HELP ME PAY FOR THE BIRTHDAY, AND WIN PRIZES!! Own your very own piece of ”GRAND SCHEME” *HISTORY!*
May I present… The “Throw Thong” prototype! 
(OneDrop Silhouette not included/Sold separately. Throw Thong Prototype not for sale, more of a prize to the first person to purchase 2 metals.)
Made of durable 550 cord sporting the ever-manly Cobra-Weave, with a strong, aluminum carabiner, and hand crafted with all the love in the world by yours truly, the Throw Thong Prototype is designed to securely hold your favorite EDC throw while you’re out and about, showing the world your beautiful self! What makes the Throw Thong different from other yo-yo-holders, or yo-holders if you will, is that it is designed for single handed use, and rests high enough on your waist that it doesn’t bang into the family jewels with each step! A little suspect, if you ask me, that such a feature is so often overlooked in today’s yo-holders, wouldn’t you agree? OF COURSE YOU WOULD! You’re a man! A reasonable, bear fighting, dirt eating, pirate ship sailing, gunfight before breakfast, MAN! This prototype formed the basis for the Throw-Thongs I’m making unique to each of my boys (Obviously I’m not going tell them what I call them
), and could be your own personal memento of the amazing Grand Reveal, and of the Grand Scheme, made real by all of us!
FIRST PRIZE!! FREE to the FIRST person to purchase 2 METALS!
What if you’re not The First
Or can’t swing 2 Metals? Don’t Panic
I’ve also got…
…Progenitor Bracelet (for looking like a boss when you’re fighting Bears!)
(My left arm not included/Sold sep…no, you know what? You just can’t have my left arm! )
Made of the very same, durable, 550 cord, this bracelet is actually the PROGENITOR of the Throw Thong! Hence the name, “Progenitor Bracelet.” I made the mistake of not using enough cord, and couldn’t finish it to where it would securely hold the yo-yo. So, I turned lemons into lemonade, learned a different weave, added a Diamond Knot for easy on/off, and a stainless steel nut…because I could.
SECOND PRIZE!! FREE to the FIRST person to purchase 2 PLASTICS or 1 METAL & 1 PLASTIC! of throws!
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THE THROWS:
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Status Legend: 
AVAILABLE 
PENDING 
SOLD
(Prices based on other posts I’ve seen, best guess AND ARE SHIPPED!—let me know if they’re off. Pictures of dings/damage provided upon request, so feel free to ask!)
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KEY:
Manufacturer, Model (color way) $$
(Notes)
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TOP ROW (Left to Right) :
Knot Creators, West Coast (Bare Blasted) $30(?)
(Acquired in recent trade, minor machining marks common to bare-blasted finish, plays smooth IMO)
Throwback Skill Toys, Winter Solstice (Galaxy Splash) $35
(Super smooth IMO; would make a trade exception for a solid blue or purple Winter Solstice)
OneDrop, Silhouette (Purple) $55
(Small, minor dings to outer rim. Does not effect play. Smooth IMO.)
BOTTOM ROW (Left to Right) :
Duncan, OG Orbital (Galaxy) $35(?)
(This one is a bummer. A friend sent me a box of yo-yo’s for this, and I took 2 as “Dad Tax,” and both are being listed, having never had the chance to play them. THIS IS NOT A GTX!)
PDX-Yo, Phidias (Gun Metal Gray) $40 PENDING!!
(Another bummer. Great EDC throw, just one I’m not super possessive about. Smooth, and NMTBS)
TopYo, Colossus VI (Painted) $30
(No P.I.F. Silenus anymore, and now no Colossus VI?! How will I survive?! Smooth and NMTBS)
BOOK END PLASTICS:
CLWY, Yeti (baby blue) $20(?)
(Second “Dad Tax” throw I claimed, leaving the rest for the boys. Un-thrown by yours truly. Minor cracking around central hub/logo)
Duncan, Freehand One (?) (Blue/Red Halfswap) $20(?)
(This has a small bearing, and is responsive. Some light marring around the caps from where I stupidly tried to get them off. Throws as smoothly as expected, fun to mess around with)
Lastly, our singly tech hold-over is STILL AVAILABLE! For SALE or TRADE:
AMD FX Black Edition, 8 Core Processor, NEW IN BOX, for trade or sale $90: AVAILABLE
I’ve seen several PC related FS posts, so I know you guys are playing EVE: Online, burning out those rigs! Don’t be shy about it, two of us already fessed up!
Once again, all prices include shipping. If something seems off, just let me know, and Don’t be afraid to send me an offer! This is going toward my son’s birthday reveal, so every bit helps—you could easily get an insane deal!
Let’s finish it❗️ 
Send that DM! Make that offer! Own your little piece of BIRTHDAY HISTORY!