I’m way late, but I’ve enjoied this. For those of you still in the dark, look up facetious.
Haha - This thread makes me really happy.
I understand it perfectly.
Jeez they still have that TIP thing? I did it back when I was in 7th grade like 15 years ago lol.
Yeak, Duke TIP.
Dear children, look up the word ‘irony’. That is all.
o ya got me
I found his post quite funny, as well as eye openning to just how many yoyos I have acquired…
I have an above 12th grade reading level (Lexile 1340), at least that was it in 6th grade. I thought Studio was actually quitting because I saw this before reading what Studio wrote.
Wait can i buy some of his yoyos?
That is actually a pretty funny post. I got what he meant.
I honestly thought he was giving up… 
I don’t get it. I’m going back to school.
Ha Ha! This is so entertaining!
In June or something I’m taking it as well! For some John Hopkins program. I already took it once…
I can’t believe my mom makes me go to tutoring for SAT prep. I have literally 5 years…
made my night
i messaged him and said “Hey I was wondering what’s going to happen to your collection… Are you going Yo put it all up on eBay or something?”
And he said
“Gonna run it all over with my truck, them melt it down and sell it as scrap to a recycler.”
This guy is hilarious 
I’ll try to simplify it for some of you “confused” people.
I’m going to stop jogging, but instead start to run slowly.
I’m not eating anymore, but I will simply insert food into my mouth then ingest it.
No more breathing, just regular expansions of my lungs that controls airflow in and out of my body.