Don’t mess around. Kill the mains and disconnect the incoming voltage. Should do the trick.
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your microwave has a dial? mine just has buttons =[
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Treat every machine like it’s straight out of maximum overdrive and always wear your high viz
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Obviously, I know we’re all joking, pretty much in this thread. But to me, what’s really funny, is that there is no way to start a microwave when the door is open. The latch on the door has to click in the lock position to activate the circuitry that allows the unit to function.
I never said, I climbed all the way inside the microwave and close the door behind me.
For a reason more simple than you guys would imagine.
First of all, there’s no escape latch on the inside.
Secondly, the only way I can completely fit inside the microwave is if I take my new balance, tennis shoes off.
…. I found from experience that I don’t get a powerful throwdown without my shoes on. So that possibility just went out the window. Or out the door I should say.
And besides that, every time I try to climb in the microwave to get in a little practice, one of the grandkids wants to make some microwave popcorn.
The last time we tried to do two things at once I had butter in my ears for 11 days, and I couldn’t go into a grocery store and past the produce department without running up to the endcap corn display.
Fact is stranger than friction.
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Was your yo-yo ‘Dead unresponsive’?
Or, as your yo-yo slowed down, maybe it tilted as the spin Died?
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I figured you could take care of yourself, I was actually just concerned about the yo-yo.
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I was going to joke further but then I though how likely it is these days that someone may actually try to do what I was joking about…so I refrain
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I feel like the YouTube channel from back in the day “will it microwave” had to have done a yoyo at some point. There has to be some idiot who already documented why it’s dumb so we can watch and marvel at the idiocracy.
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Yeah, but then, the whole time I’m watching I’ll just think to myself, “Man, this person knows how to have hecka fun”
Hey I got an old blender the wife has decided she hates and a watioboo yoyo that would be perfect for a quick YYBC will it blend yoyo edition. I’m even mildly unhinged this week while I sort out some medication issues 
(Don’t do this at home. I am a professional idiot and any yoyo harmed probably deserved it)
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Do it, you won’t! And video tape it so I can rudely and snidely comment on how you’re enjoying life while also secretly wishing I could do this
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Your right i first have to confirm the wife doesn’t actually want the blender and is just saying it’s days are done cause she is grumpy. I’ve learned if u don’t confirm first I may regret my actions. Lol
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Enjoying life AND smart?! I’m sick! Disgusted! Absolutely revolted at how well you’re doing 
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I just fake it till I make it. If folks think I’m smart then I’m smart right?
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AND HUMBLE?! How dare you flaunt all these positive characteristics to us throwing degenerates
Colfax. Neat looking stuff there.
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California.
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That is a really neat looking place.
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