Recipe for disaster

General Yo-Yo
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  1. Put on hand lotion
  2. Get a 67g+ yoyo and put on a really old string.
  3. Do a speed combo

Do you have a better recipe?

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Unscrew the yoyo a bit and keep playing? That’s all I got

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Don’t forget to turn on your home heating system & humidifier on the highest option available.

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Practice your Eli hops under a turned on ceiling fan when you are 6 foot 3.

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See what happens when you have an Oxygen deficiency.

Anyone dumb enough to use that recipe; deserves exactly what occurs next.

Doh😳!

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  1. Get 2 1a yoyos
  2. Get two reeeaaalllyyy long strings
  3. Imitate Hajime’s behind the back soloham
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  1. Get a yyr bimetal
  2. Wind string on it like an offstring yoyo
  3. Walk the dog on the edge of a mountain with that yoyo
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Add blindfolds and fire.

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Practice front style while standing directly in front of your big screen TV.

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Do horizontal with a bimetal yoyo that has numerous knots in the string. Maybe a few around the axle too. And definitely add the blindfolds!

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Cotton strings on any modern unresponsive. Thats about as bad idea as I can imagine.

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  1. Get 50 inch string
  2. Put the string on a 71g yo-yo
  3. Try not to hit the floor.
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That’s what ladders, step stools, and platform boots are for.

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This thread is broken :laughing::rofl:

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Buy 50ft string, throw yoyo outside bus window, walk the dog Napoleon Dynamite style

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Thats one of the best ones just on more thing to add to that. Do it with a ti :laughing:

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Lend your most prestigious yo-yo to someone who does not do yo-yo to play on a concrete surface.

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Make a yo-yo out of old Dynamite.

Then go outside and walk the dog on some concrete.

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  1. Buy a yoyo.
  2. Look up trick.
  3. Learn trick.
  4. Spend paychecks on yoyos.
  5. Sell yoyo half-priced to pay rent.
  6. Repeat.
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Have six or twelve drinks and go shopping on YYE at two in the morning with money in the checking account.

Ivan

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