Recipe for disaster

  1. Put on hand lotion
  2. Get a 67g+ yoyo and put on a really old string.
  3. Do a speed combo

Do you have a better recipe?


Unscrew the yoyo a bit and keep playing? That’s all I got

(Mash Mastar) #3

Don’t forget to turn on your home heating system & humidifier on the highest option available.

(Gethin) #4

Practice your Eli hops under a turned on ceiling fan when you are 6 foot 3.


See what happens when you have an Oxygen deficiency.

Anyone dumb enough to use that recipe; deserves exactly what occurs next.


(Ken) #6
  1. Get 2 1a yoyos
  2. Get two reeeaaalllyyy long strings
  3. Imitate Hajime’s behind the back soloham

(Ethan Ryan L. Valondo) #7
  1. Get a yyr bimetal
  2. Wind string on it like an offstring yoyo
  3. Walk the dog on the edge of a mountain with that yoyo


Add blindfolds and fire.


Practice front style while standing directly in front of your big screen TV.

(Alexander) #10

Do horizontal with a bimetal yoyo that has numerous knots in the string. Maybe a few around the axle too. And definitely add the blindfolds!

(InvaderDust) #11

Cotton strings on any modern unresponsive. Thats about as bad idea as I can imagine.

(Zakai) #12
  1. Get 50 inch string
  2. Put the string on a 71g yo-yo
  3. Try not to hit the floor.

(ChrisFrancz) #13

That’s what ladders, step stools, and platform boots are for.