You teach a friend of yours how to yo-yo and help him to untangle a knot and while your not focusing on your yo-yo collection behind you an adult grabs your edge beyond and does the only trick he knows how to do… walk the dog…. On tile flooring… Repeatedly….
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This is why there should be a special “yo-yo jail”. That guy should be serving 5-10
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Hey that sounds like my life 
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Or have his yoyo finger humanely removed so that he can be released into the public without fear of him offending again.
Ivan
take a yoyo with a stripped thread
Use a string far too short and at least a month old
Play on a very hard surface like a blacktop
Throw the yoyo each time super hard
attempt speed tricks and a 5.5 hook
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Lol “humanely removed”. I agree this is the best option for society at large
- give a un experience person a high end yyr with a long string
- make sure they are over pavement or blacktop
- show them how to do a breakaway
This threat is chaos but i love it😂
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Tie your string to the axle of any yoyo.
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Forgot this one:
a) make sure to leave a tangled string tail after doing your last binding and put your yoyo away.
b) few hours later (preferably the next day to ensure you forget that yoyo has a knot), pick that yoyo and do a strong breakaway.
This recipe works better with a heavy throw preferably bi-metal or Titanium.
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Extra points if that breakaway is horizontal!
Ivan