There are three guys stranded on an island. A genie appears and says “You each get 1 wish.”
The first guy says “I wish I had a mansion, and a really nice car, a big hot tub, and $1000000.”
The genie says okay and the first guy disappears.
The second guy has pretty much the same thing, only he remembered the most important thing about real-estate, location.
The third guy thinks for a second and says “I sure am lonely, I wish my friends were here!”
Three survivors are all thats left of a boat crash. A blond, a red-head, and a brunette. The nearest island is 1000 yard away. The red-head goes 500 yards, gets tired, and drowns.
The brunette goes 750 yards, gets tired, and drowns.
The blond goes 999 yards, then says “I’m tired, I’m going back.”
