Out of context yo-yo statements

General Yo-Yo
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Was inspired to make this watching one of @Mazdarx7FD ‘s reviews.

What are some statements that make complete sense to us but out of context are really odd?

“I like Kitty fat” is all I’ve got right now.

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I dont even know if what i say that Could be taken out of yoyo context would end up being against forum rules. LOL. But this will be fun seeing whats out there.

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I’m going to attempt my first suicide tonight!

HEY GUYS! I DID MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL SUICIDE LAST NIGHT! WOOT!

…too far?

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Hey guys! Watch me skin the gerbil!!!

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Check out my boing-e-boing

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I like to carry a Dove in my right pocket and a Magpie in my left.

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Yes dear, I DID walk the dog!

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Lmao that’s my favorite one so far

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Wow. You win.

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You all have turned to more suggestive instead! Like: “Wood is good.”

How about: “I’m having the hardest time getting Sea Sick…”

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How about from another angle? Something with nothing to do with yo-yos, once put in the context of yo-yos…

From Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb:

“Okay
Just a little pinprick
There’ll be no more, ahhhhhhh
But you may feel a little sick”

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I like also how this thematically relates to the process of gradually becoming numb to damage, and the comfort that comes with it. The pinprick is a cute pun, but it also works on the deeper level.

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That’s how I feel about dings. “Oh no! Oh no! What have I done!”

One week later “welp guess I can bring this guy everywhere and not worry about it. Actually let’s do some 5A outside.”

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Funny that u said that because that is why I deleted my original post lol. Very creative stuff there @Myk_Myk!

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“The suicide wasn’t working out so I decided to go with a whip. Now my routine is flawless!”

I suspect someone listening into that conversation would be very confused.

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“I’ve been watching suicide tutorials on YouTube. I’ve almost got it down.”

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I’ve learned how to Split the Atom, now I’m working on the Atomic Bomb.

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A clique is like a group of friends. It wasnt meant to be suggestive.

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ooohhhhh that makes sense

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Lol yea. I had one verrry suggestive comment at first but withdrew it. I tried hard to think of something that wasnt adult rated.

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