Yoyos only go up and down.
Contrary to popular belief, we still don’t know who the $@!& Gary Longoria is.
Offstring Stewart is on first base
I’ve never been to first base
Unless you’re Augie Fash
I wish to have you smitten. But I am a kind disciple of the Yo-yo God, Centripitus. Enjoy your life while you can.
hippos don’t have anything to do with yoyos.
I had a yoyo storage area implanted in my head, but i had to sell all my yoyos to pay for it.
I had a good one of these
this is real.
I have never kissed a yoyo and liked it.
I am sponsored.
LOL, YOU ARE???
YES
I didn’t forget the bold
I like to yoyo :o
i am not sponsored.
When does this contest end?

When does this contest end?
No certain time. He said when he feels the replies are sufficient
For those who asked, I’ll wrap up this contest next Friday. So submit away until then!
All World Yoyo Champions are members of the Illuminati.