Rubber Spoon
Cranky Dolphin
Sick Duckin
Franky da Rat
Executive Raccoon
Bird Tooth (I know birds dont have teeth)
Fun’nade (granade in case your wondering)
Salty Beaver
Slappy
Jive Turkey (might get Tom Khun’s attention)
Secret Agent Elaphant (thats one sneaky elaphant)
Robotic Ninja Zomby Lemur with a degree in psychiatry (Fear his Awsomeness)
I think he meant mammal. Some people get the 2 confused. I had an argument last month over whether birds we’re mammals.
Still voting for Screaming Sloth.
They could put out a “Hey you guys” limited pirate edition too. They wouldn’t even have to change the 2 available colors.
I think you’d have to drop it on the floor a couple times before hand to make it authentic though.