Micro chips to prevent losing yoyos!

Why hasn’t anyone done this before? Yoyo makers ramp up your game!

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Nice. Or slap something like this on a yoyo holster of a sort when u keep your favorite yo on said holster for travel or whatever.

https://www.thetileapp.com/en-us/store/pdp/azurite-blue-pro-1-pack?defaultproduct=pro-1-pack-2019-launch-azurite-blue&utm_campaign=13538568903&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=528154666268&utm_term=-&adgroup=122306421543&gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk43dtdrd8QIVRaiGCh2zTgiMEAQYASABEgK4evD_BwE

Just spit ballin

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YoYos+Electronics is a no go for me

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Nah man…but i have thoughts of an electromagnetic yoyo with reversing polarity magnets to basically make a yoyo that will spin theoretically forever.

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Maybe I need to dream bigger… I mean world peace is cool and all but imagine a yoyo that spins Forever!

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Great idea…suggesting an electromagnetic yoyo🤓

I mean, if I could have practiced 24 hours a day for a few months straight, maybe it would have taken less than 13 years to learn a double or Nothing🤓

Also Yo-yo Contests could let players do 90 minute Freestyles.

And… you could Walk the Dog all the way to the San Diego Zoo.

And the World Yo-yo Sleep record could be increased from an hour to maybe 74 years🙄

I see some potential here……

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Hahhahahaahaa I just love to read anything you write, to a point that I used the search engine looking for your posts just to entertain myself.

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I don’t think a micro chip will help you find your throw, you need LoJack, or I guess in this case YoJack, and that stuff is expensive. Cheaper to just get another yo-yo.

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For 5a players, you can put the tracker in a large, comically sized counterweight. You will never lose it in case you lose control and it flies away into the sunset

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“I hate this yoyo. The microchip creates horrendous vibe! However, I’ll never lose it…”

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I thought I was just being ludicrous when I started this topic and I now regret it. Sorry ya’ll!

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