WARNING! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ HIS NOT FUNNY! WARNING! 
“Mom, the cop pulled me over and said; Your are one SPEEDER.”
Yeah that joke sucked. 
Why is the flying panda flying?Becouse he things that he is an idiot and he things if i fly girls like me, they would think that i am cool,
What? ???
How did the man act when he saw his house was trashed?
Sirius
What is a Diva’s favorite yo-yo? The Superstar>
-in the U.S treasury board room-
O.K. boys I know we’ve had a lot of K-os in the last few minutes but it’s time to get down to Buisine$$!
I fail xD
“Hey, are metal yoyos good?”
“I dunno, why don’t you Axiom?” (ask him? kinda? xD)
I heard during World War II Hitler had a really good officer. He was really quick to respond to everything. What was his name- Hermann Go-ring? rimshot
WHEN I WENT TO THE CAR SHOP THE DEALER SAID TO ME THAT MY ENGINE WAS A REAL SPEEDMAKER NERVESE LAUGH NO?
When I was driving, a cop pulled me over and said,“You’re a Speeder, you know that?”
(Not funny either, huh?)
Doctor, Doctor! My DNA is going crazy!
Try cleaning the bearing then
OMG!!! The Hybrid Hitman is comming!
Why is he Hybrid?
Because he’s in a Toyota Prius!
What did the old man do last night?
He just Ate Ate Ate.
You are officially the awesome. .
Thanks!
You are officially the Ninja.
I didn’t see the “Ninja” on your siggy so I was like… Oh crap he is ninja!!
What do Nocturnal animals say?
I want a Black Knight!
What did the little boy say to his skateboarding action figure?
You are one lean, mean, plastic grind machine.
(lame I know)
No, that ones good!
Why doesn’t anyone here buy yo-yos from www.yo-yo.com?
Uh-Oh! Watch out for the Steve Brown Cinderella Ninja! OMG!!! (Reffering to his 2007 AP Worlds Performance.)
Samad and I have officially taken over Duncan!!
MWAHAHAHAHAA