If your house were broken into...

Gambit, Duncan FH & Echo, Protostar. Those 4 cover me well.

Chief and electric flash.

Maybe Zorro sent a Human Crime Wave, to your house, as part of the ‘We don’t wanna pay no $150 for a Yoyo, Campaign’?

Or maybe the ‘Keystone Cops’ took your yoyos, so they could put em up on Ebay at double the price?

Or maybe Aliens from a Parallel Dimension, eat yoyos instead of Peanut M&Ms?

Or maybe all your neighbors got together, Ninja style, and stole your yoyos because they got tired of you Throwing in Church on Sundays?

Or possibly somebody wanted inventory, to start a Yoyo Cart, next to the Girl Scout Cookie stand on the corner?

Or perhaps somebody with a gambling problem, found out the local Skill Toy Card Club/Casino/and Laundromat, let’s you use yoyos as Poker chips?

Or maybe the Store you bought them all from, who obviously knows your mailing address, boosted your yoyos, so you would have to buy more?

Or maybe your girlfriend got sick of your, standing on the middle of the bed at night, doing Eli hops with a Hubstack Afterglow?

Or most likely, the OP totally made up the Story and nobody would even want your yoyos, if you left your house key in the front door?

Honestly, it would be much easier to answer that question if you listed all your current yoyos and posted up your Address? That could be a problem solver.

Dunno…

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Definitely my Summit after I’ve cried for 5 days for my babies.

Save up and buy everything back.

I’ll find out what happened. Then just quit or get a bvm2, chief or any clyw

Do some yellow paper clip level trading with the yoyo have coming in the mail and rebuild my collection.

Hey, whoa, buddy. That was uncalled for.

Either my General-Yo Prestige or Model 10.

I’d probably buy something like a Genesis on the BST for like $30-40 and never buy another yoyo, taking the theft as a sign that I don’t need more than 1 yoyo. I’d also be happy that after breaking into my house the thief decided to steal my yoyos instead of something that means more to me or hurting someone.

New chief, puffin 2, and AC2, since insurance will cover all that :slight_smile:

Do you have proof of payment? How will you price you had the yoyos?

because I keep all the receipts and ID numbers :slight_smile: BOOM

What else could a man want besides a code 2?

you don’t even own a ac2.

i did :frowning:

One of my favs.

barebones, by dif-e-yo…

mgodinez

rain…

Freestyle off the top…in a zone. 8)

If my house was broken into,
A thief came through my window,
And stole my whole collection,
And I could not protect them,
I’d have to say goodbye,
and I’d feel like someone died,
Cause that’s a lot of throws,
I’d be sad to see them go.
But, I bet I would recover,
Buy another, and another,
And then I would have even more,
More than Andre in this store,
I’d come back from that disaster,
Maybe the thief would get captured,
And I’d get restitution,
For what he did cause it was stupid,
Then I’d have ten times as many,
Throw rich, yo-yos aplenty.
So, the answer is a gimmie,
First yo-yo…I’d buy any, :-
What I’d find first…it depends,
All of them…I’d buy again.

The end.
-T.A

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Ugh. So hard. I wouldn’t stop at one replacement, that’s for sure, so the first one I would get to have something on-hand while I slowly rebuild from scratch might end up being…

2sickyoyos Gambit

But there are so many others I could theoretically be happy with during the rebuilding phase. Werrd Minute, Puffin 1 or 2, El Ranchero…