Young enough that I still look forward to birthdays, old enough to say “look at my profile” (it’s there if people want you to know). You wouldn’t believe how old I am!
13 and 5"7
Wow so many 13 year olds!
Yeah, sure. Coughprobably 15ehemehem
you have a cold?
I’m a god from Mount Olympus, they never really put me in the history books for some reason. Well anyway, I’m 5 millennia years old, or was it 6? hahah, you never really remember after your 3rd millennia.
Wow, the same age as my wife has been for the last few years.
Multiply that by 10, and you get his real age