So, I have several “beat” yoyos, some may be more beat than my entry. For instance, I have a YYJ Dark Magic that has more cracks in its body than Darth Sion from Star Wars KOTOR 2 (Bonus points if you know who I’m talking about) and I have an old Henry’s Cobra that is getting pretty shredded from my trying to learn 4A, but the DM was cracked when I got it, and the Cobra was rough when I got it too. I wanted to use a yoyo that owes its scars only to me!
I’m sharing this more for everyone’s entertainment than for the prize, but if it’s worthy for consideration, great! For my entry, I present for your consideration, my Turbo Bumble Bee GT, purchased in 1999 at a local hobby shop. What I really wanted was a Custom Products Chain Reactor, so I didn’t really like this yoyo at first, found the colors annoying. I ended up settling for it, though, because the shop owner told me this was the best plastic yoyo on the market and that the Chain Reactor could break bone if it snaps back too hard. Having tried a Reactor as an adult, I believe it! That little son-of-a-gun has teeth!
Anyway, on to the damage (a little tough to show with half of it being black): I’ve always had OCD about the condition of my belongings, especially my yoyos, so this is pretty beat up for me! The first time this thing kissed pavement, as I recall, I was on vacation in the place where I got started yoyo-ing in the first place a couple years before (A pretty little gated town on Lake Erie called Lakeside, 100 year old cottages, quiet streets, best pizza and ice cream I’ve ever had, but I digress)! I bought a Klutz yoyo book and yoyo in a local book store and started playing. 2 years, a few yomegas, and 1 Playmaxx Bumblebee GT later, I was practicing in the street, and it suddenly smacked pavement directly on a throw. I was very upset, for this yoyo had grown on me a lot since I got it! My first thought was to get another one as a “replacement” for my now semi-ruined yoyo (it wasn’t ruined, obviously, but it’s how I saw it as an 11-year-old). It has, as you can see, had a few more close encounters with hard surfaces since that fateful day, in part because I never bothered to adjust the string length to my height (still don’t, usually). It has also made a few breaks for freedom when my strings broke, fortunately never hitting anything breakable.
Somehow, the caps got messed up, probably from being in my pocket so much.
However, although I have OCD about the condition of my belongings, I also tend use things until they are literally falling apart… even the string, yikes!
(Yeah, that dull nasty looking thing in front is the most recent string from my Bee and the wad of strings behind it are new strings from the same batch; think it’s time for a replacement? Nah! It’s got a few more throws left in it!). The bearing is the original that came with it, and I think I’ve only changed one of the friction pads on it one time in the 20 years I’ve owned it (so yeah, it’s not very tug responsive anymore).
I took a break for a few years in the 2000s, and when I picked up yoyos again around 2010, it was only slightly tug responsive. Did I change the pads again? Psssh, no! I used its unresponsiveness to help me learn to bind until I got my Dark Magic 2 in the mail from YoyoExpert! Nowadays, I still use it as a looper with a dab of YYJ thick lube…
and I still haven’t replaced the other pad…
Anyway, hope you enjoyed my story; thanks for reading!