I mean they’re better than just absorbing the fallout…
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Tragically, there’s already been one death directly related to the construction of the world’s largest yo-yo.
It happened sadly yesterday evening as the sunset. Two workers were using a crane in an attempt to de- shield. The humongous Nsk concave bearing. After using the largest hat pin ever made to pop off the edge of the shield, the coworker started lifting the shield with the crane in place.
As the first worker looked up to see the shield being raised, he leaned back a little too far and slipped on some bearing lube that was on the edge of the outer race, and fell 60 feet to his death.
Ironically, the worker himself was a long time avid yo-yo player. And he always preached about the only way to go was unresponsive.
And now, ironically, he got his wish… He is completely unresponsive. RIP.
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Well, so much for that.
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dont SPLIT THE ATOM:rofl:
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Lol OR DO A COLD FUSION 
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I love you guy’s. No homo.
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This was hella funny. I must see that baby!!!
The biggest conspiracy on the forums right now is the vsnewton guy coming back into the community to flex his throws on us.
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Just for clarity: that isn’t THE vsnewton guy, it’s just a guy with a bunch of vsnewton.
Heath (the ACTUAL vsnewton guy) doesn’t need to look any worse than he does already to the community 
Just didn’t want someone to read that and think he was up to his old tricks.
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Oh i know brother i just couldnt help myself 
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