The government is building the largest yo-yo in history, as you can see its almost complete and it’s for horizontal use. They say it’s just a nuclear reactor……sure……
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Ugh. Looks like a highwall responsive slimline… I’m gonna pass on this one.
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Looks like a yo-yo I would buy
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Looks like a Deep State, lol
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I see a thumb lip 
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anti-yo bapezilla 3.0… look at the hub building, they just got the wrong size of the project, which will unwittingly become the biggest yoyo in the world
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The question isn’t “what” is this for, but “who” is this for…
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I was about to say the same thing, looks very AntiYo to me.
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Where are the side effects? What colorways can we expect?
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In the industry the Side Effects are known as Plutonium Rods. They go in last. 
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Just got to be verrrrry careful replacing them
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nuclear powered yoyos seem like overkill somehow…
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It would spin for-ev-er!
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Come on plutonium hub with a uranium body and radium rims. Maybe a lead axle. Gotta make it the most risky throw around.
Heck make the pads out of asbestos and the string can be razor wire.
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should be able to hit critical mass pretty easy on the first ding…
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You like batteries??
Yep……. Extra characters.
Thank you for your service Sir.
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Likewise.
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